Petbusted

YOUR PET HAS A SECRET IDENTITY.

YOUR PET HAS BEEN BUSTED.

One photo reveals their real personality, questionable habits and suspiciously human alter ego.

BUST MY PET →SEE EXAMPLES ↓

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Bruno the beagle caught beside an open fridge and a stolen sandwich

BRUNO / EXAMPLE RESULT

BUSTED

THE FOOD CRIMINAL

Would sell you out for half a sandwich.

SNACK ETHICS 8%

THIS GETS PERSONAL.

Three ways to find out what your pet has been getting away with.

KOKAS: the bodyguard example sceneBUSTED

KOKAS / EXAMPLE RESULT

Reveal who your pet really is.

Barks at the doorbell on television, just in case.

NALA: the landlord example sceneROASTED

NALA / EXAMPLE RESULT

Build the case against them.

Pays nothing. Controls everything.

BOLT: the overachiever example sceneAS A HUMAN

BOLT / EXAMPLE RESULT

Meet the person they would absolutely become.

Has already optimised your morning before you woke up.

CURATED DEMOS

SWIPE →

Dogs. Cats. Criminals. Landlords. Executives. We’ve seen enough.

CHOOSE YOUR CHAOS.

01 / IDENTITY

Reveal who your pet really is.

02 / ROAST

Build the case against them.

03 / AS A HUMAN

Meet the person they would absolutely become.

HOW IT WORKS.

01Upload a photo
02PETBUSTED reads the vibe
03Share the damage

TOO ACCURATE NOT TO SHARE.

Zero income. Unlimited opinions.

Owns the sofa through adverse possession.

Would sell you out for half a chicken nugget.

Has contributed nothing financially and still audits every meal.

THINK YOUR PET IS INNOCENT?

There’s one way to find out.

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